A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.
Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
by b s d December 15, 2008
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The person should consider the level of awkwardness during the night and the following categories:
1. Abilty to dance/have fun on the dance floor
2. Good social skills
3. Non-boring personality
4. No desire for a booty call
The person should consider the level of awkwardness during the night and the following categories:
1. Abilty to dance/have fun on the dance floor
2. Good social skills
3. Non-boring personality
4. No desire for a booty call
"Hey, are you going to ask Greg to prom?"
"I dunno, Greg seems like an okay guy but he's got no promability."
"I dunno, Greg seems like an okay guy but he's got no promability."
by meowchelle December 12, 2008
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The act of putting off or delaying:
1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap
until you have gotten something you needed from them.
1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap
until you have gotten something you needed from them.
Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.
by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010
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Get the Puerto Rican Promise mug.Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."
by JaRoy October 19, 2011
Get the Middle-Finger Promise mug.A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being full filled.
(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.
(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".
(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tire pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".
(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".
(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tire pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".
by Geo Gronky August 20, 2007
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