Putting The Jake On

Calling the cops.

I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.

by RedRibbonSword September 18, 2010

Putting

I) That awkward sound when you walk into a bathroom and you hear someone who couldn't physically hold it in ..

II) The sound you make when it ejects like a pellet gun.

Dave: Oh man, I just walked into the bathroom and heard another guy putting..
Matt : Putting?
Dave: as in putt putt putt putt putt

by lj182 July 4, 2011

Putting out

When someone is offering themself in any way the opposite sex wishes.

Bob - "Dang, she ugly! Why is she so popular!?"

Dave - "Ain't you heard about her. She's putting out to everyone"

by Qween stepz May 30, 2009

puttable

a distance capable of being putted usually used in golf or disc golf.

You just need to throw it around that tree, this is puttable.

by Andy Bourbeau September 5, 2008

putting them in the coffin

Throwing someone onto a parked car and busting the windshield

Thugs find innocent bystanders and enjoy putting them in the coffin and unsuspecting shoppers return to the vehicle they left in the parking lot to find a busted windshield.

by Hippomomanus March 27, 2015

putting on a raincoat

wearing a condom during intercourse

He does not want gonorrhea, so he is putting on a raincoat.

by Jizzlander August 12, 2006

putta camera

A term, most commonly used while rapping, that is short for 'put a camera'.

Duder 1: "Ok, drop that beat. Hit it."

Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"

Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"

by westfalia January 28, 2010