Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Sloppy Pop Tart

When you nail a girl who is on the rag and then you finish in her mouth.

She was a real freaky girl. I wasn't even fully sold on having sex while she was on the rag, but then she went full on Sloppy Pop Tart on me. I'm never calling her again.

by The5thHorsem4n December 12, 2010

pop tart

a high class girl who lacks mental capacity.
flaky on the outside, not much on the inside

#1 "yo who was that hottie you were talkin to last night at the bar?"

#2 "hottie??? lol she was, until she started talking. so dumb i cant believe she could walk and talk at the same time"

#1 " HA! what a pop tart"

by DCinc September 19, 2009

Pop Tart

A boy or girl that is 12-19 years old. Can be used to refer to a typical teenager. The only thing that most kids of the latter age know how to do is cook instant noodles and pop tarts.

That pop tart doesn't even know how to cook and she wants to get married? What a loser.

by bigrigcalibear August 16, 2012

Pop-Tart

somebody that claims to be tough...hard on the outside and soft inside.

Don't worry about that guy, he's just a Pop-Tart

by Bravo "Dre" Marentz August 2, 2007

Pop Tart

An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a Pop Tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a Pop Tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a Pop Tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice Pop Tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

by WorldClassic May 18, 2009

Pop Tart Sprinkling

Pop Tart Sprinking is when you're banging a pop tart (n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.) and just before you cum, you pull out and sprinkle your man juice all over her ..adding your own special brand of sprinkles.

I had to go Pop Tart Sprinkling because that little bitch wasn't on a any birth control

by The D.O.C. August 13, 2010