Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Your social security number is 2

An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.

Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.

by evrstz September 29, 2023

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024

SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach

Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)

IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad

dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy

by nexusmoki January 23, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Security Coochie

The act of hooking up with a girl while telling them you are dealing with personal issues that prevent you from committing to a relationship.

Tim told Arielle he didn’t want to be more than FWB because he’s still dealing with emotional issues. He prefers to just get some security coochie.

by Decoy Kamikaze May 8, 2022