Network Rail

The woefully inept organisation responsible for managing rail infrastructure and major mainline railway stations in the UK.

"Hey, did you hear about Network Rail's latest initiative, Project SPEED?"

"The idea of Network Fail and anything remotely speedy is laughable"

by nwep October 16, 2020

first network for men

See Playboy

Thanks Hugh, you rock.

by Super Genius of The Universe September 7, 2003

Cartoon Network

In the broadest sense, a network that airs cartoons. Famous for Steven Universe and Adventure Time.

I don’t care what everybody else says, I’m watching Cartoon Network

by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019

The National Network

the old Nashville Network afrter WWE signed a deal togo with Viacom networks over the USA network
The first pop network
THe early version of Spike TV

WWE made The National Netowrk what it is.

by Mike January 4, 2004

Automatic Secure Voice Communications Network

A worldwide HF secure voice network developed to fulfill DOD long-haul, secure voice (radiotelephone requirements.

I have no idea why i put this in here

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

moving to California to write for the Food Network

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011

Network Nazi

A pejorative term for a network executive

Shows that are funny are often overtly censored or canceled by the network nazis.

by stillravenmad August 5, 2008