nipple rash

what happens from either:
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during sexy time
or
2. shreddin' all day and in most cases on a surfboard that has sand rubbed in with the wax, thus making your nips chapped and rough like a dry twat. this fucking hurts, you fucking mung scooper.

chester- "dude, I've got nipple rash off the yang"

fucking jeffrey-"your a faggot, man, has ann been sucking your nipples again? I told you it's the other way around, you're supposed to suck hers"

chester-"no dude, not this time, I surfed all day today and my nips are bloody like your moms vagina at the end of the month"

by K-slizzle April 2, 2009

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nipplectomy

to have one's nipple or nipples removed, either surgically or by other means.

Jennifer flipped out on me when I had a seizure and accidently clamped down on her right tit with my teeth. I really didn't mean to give her a nipplectomy.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

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pig nipples

A term used to describe a nipple that is longer in size then the average nipple.

when katie took off her shirt i almost barfed, those pig nipples were as long as baby carrots.

by Flubs August 3, 2006

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nipple head

a word as such to describe air heads that have no idea what they are doing....

u F'n! nipple head!!!

by -Drift-R- August 28, 2003

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pancake nipple

Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..

That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

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