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Martha's Vineyard

yeah, im from there. a small island in Massachusetts. really boring in the winter time, but somewhat a lot to do in the summertime. everyone who is a local here LOVES to fuck around with the tourists, because its fucking HILARIOUS. we usually have to clean up after the snotty tourists, but if you are going to give us that attitude, then get the fuck outta our island. kthnxx. but there are the really cool tourists that you befriend & such. theres a lot of drugs on the island, and many parties. and the beaches are always fun as hell too. a LOT of hot guys here in the summer, too :
someone: OMFG let's go to martha's vineyard and fuck with the locals!
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D
by Ashley ahlajaaa April 7, 2009
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manther

Male version of a female cougar; male mostly older than the female prospect he is hunting. Prey is mostly hunted at work and the weaker females with lower self esteem are the likely victims. Victims are then taken back to his den and usually asked to wear his Russian war helmet or another skeet trap.
Damn I cant believe what a manther Dan is, if he gets this one it would be number for the week.
by de-evolution September 8, 2009
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Manther

Manther male equivalent to a cougar. A hot old geezer who is in his late 50’s and up.
“Damn that old man over there is a total Manther.”
by Juno Sanders May 19, 2018
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neo-Malthusian

Neo-Malthusians claim that there is no possibility for humanity to face and handle this problem, which will cause that we will go back to the roots and start traveling with horses again, as they believe humans are to fucking stupid to create and invent some other opportunity.
Oil will un out, therefor neo-malthusians will say, "fuck that shit we will have to start working again, as we humans are to fucking stupid to find a other way"
by LegitXaidia November 25, 2013
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Martha

Adj/ name: A Martha is your everyday suburban lady. Don’t confuse a Martha for a Susan, susan is a bitch.
P1: why did she’s bring cookies to school?

P2: oh you know, she’s such a Martha.
by Lulalinberg24 February 15, 2019
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maltheist

Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".

Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).

Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)
Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!
by thirical November 3, 2017
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Martha's Vineyard

(Noun) a female body part with foliage; ideal for hidden tattoos
Female friend #1: "Where are you getting your tattoo?"
Female friend #2: "On my Martha's Vineyard!"
by bjuzy July 28, 2018
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