the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping

Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

the_matos

To pull up your pants after a poo, without wiping.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and the_matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

Winston Matzke

A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.

Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Armani Maroki

Armani Maroki , people with this name come from the richest most wealthy families. Usually In love with family friends Armani loves to cook. Armani's are so rich that they have chandeliers in every room even the shitter.

Armani Maroki has a fat ass.

by Trailmix September 12, 2020

walu mator

Walus E. Matorus, More widely known as Walu Mator or, Walu, is an idiotic robotic rabbit who gets angry at anyone who says minecraft is bad and anything worse. Similar to the hulk, Walu gets stronger the angrier he gets. Starting of as Walu, Major amounts of anger transform into “The Walu Mator”, a shiny yellow and magical being, Insane amounts of anger transform into “Walu Monster”, which is just the walu mator but with a scary face and long claws
and with violence added to this form makes Shadow Walu and Then Titan Walu and the names are self explanatory but now i will just list the forms of Walu in order:
1. Walu (No anger)
2. The Walu Mator (Major anger)
3. Walu Monster (insane anger)
4. Shadow Walu (Added Violence)
5. Titan Walu (Brutal Violence)
6. Summoner Walu (An undead form)
7. Zombie Walu

8. Skeletal Walu (A malicious undead form)
9. Assasin Walu (A Battle-Ready form)
10. Fire Walu (Fire powered Walu)
11. Ghost Walu (Dead Walu)
12. A.W.M.A. Walu (Giant robot form)
13. Skeleton Walu (Ghostly version of Walu with supernatural and near god-like powers.)

Walu Mator called me a poopyhead

by Creator Of Walu Mator September 26, 2021

Hristo Marokov

A stunning alpha male that is good at everything

Look at all these people, they all want to be Hristo Marokov.

by juior November 21, 2021

gannon matzke

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!

My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.

by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022