Lick a butthole. To take ones mouth and lick the rectum of the anus using the tongue and lips. Like french kissing a mouth but the butthole does not kiss back. Licking a dirty rectum is also called a dirty sanchez because one can get a chocolate mustache. The butthole is also known as the poop shoot, hershey highway, bung hole, brown eye, third eye, stinkin pinky, shit hole, fart flute, hampster hall, stink eye ( not to be confused with the old gypsy curse ),John Browne, down on the brown, prune slit, pucker hole, shit slit, dark mark ( gay term ), stink mouth, ol shit bin, stink hollows, crap shoot, old plum, figgy hole, third input and the ever favorite rectum Sanctorum.

I lick a butthole, in fact I just licked Janes stinky pinky. I had my tongue so far down her poop shoot: I could taste her lunch.

lick a butthole by Buttholelover January 10, 2008

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lick job

When a person licks somebody's body, anywhere between the neck and thighs.

Jake and his girlfriend were out of condoms, and she didn't want to give oral sex so he gave her a lick job.

lick job by NotAVirgin May 18, 2006

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lick the coil

To have greatness within your grasp only to watch it get away from you at the last moment.

I'd like to lick the coil someday
like Icarus, who had to pay
with melted wax and feathers brown.
He tasted it on his way down.

lick the coil by Sick Boy July 12, 2004

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lick me inappropriately

usually yelled randomly in a large public setting to draw attention or to cause a random awkward silence.

*tom tries his luck at the claw machine

*he doesn't win

*he feels that he needs to express his rage in an unorthodox manner

tom- "LICK ME INAPPROPRIATELY"

lick me inappropriately by max Mart January 31, 2008

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