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Luke Howson

Someone who is very short and has a small penis
Oh look he is a Luke Howson
by Harvey Worden September 13, 2020
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luke roberson

All this time the media and government never told us monkeys can live like humans, but there is one. Luke Roberson or Dunkel affe or Luke singe. money is of course not a problem except there is non. If you find your self to be a dunkel affe you will get new abilities like masterbaiting faster than Sanzy gets nicotine shock from one snus or on puff from a nicotine free vape. The first dunkel affe was discovered in 646ad in Denmark were the hot fashion was high heels.
Luke roberson is a penis expander, Luke Roberson killed my wife
by Anus åpneren October 27, 2020
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luke wadzinski

a man who is not mature, somewhat tall, curly hair, can do a backflip, loves D&D. Due to this a lot of girls like him. these girls beg for him. luke has friends who at times call him a punk and annoying but they are still friends. luke is not a simp however he is not a dog.
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater
girl: wow look at that man
friend: OMG that's a luke Wadzinski
Luke: Hello ladies
by KJ SWISH May 4, 2021
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Luke

Luke is a very good friend. He would do anything for his loved ones. He can't stand dumb people. Luke barely hates anyone but if you mistreat one of his loved ones or himself he can develop such hateful feelings and cut you out of his life without regretting it.

If you don't know him yet you'll think he's mean but you'll see that he's just the epitome of sarcasm. When you get to know him well and he opens up to you (which he does really fast) you'll see he's really emotional and thankful.

Luke is one of the most funniest people you'll ever meet and makes you smile when he enters the room.

He's really smart and honest, you can talk about everything to him. Sometimes he does weird but funny things and you can't decide wether you should laugh or be embarrassed.
All in all everybody needs a Luke in his life because he makes every situation funnier and is always there for his loved ones.
Where's Luke? Without him the party/lesson/... will be such a disaster!
...

Can you give me a ride home? - Yeah, of course, I'll be there in 10 minutes.
by musicboss123 January 21, 2022
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Lukes Mum

Lukes's mum is a sea creature who gets passed around Chelmsford college and has a sweet tooth for Regan and his massive schlong.
Lukes mum is a fat 100 Tonne whore
by Chelmsford College March 21, 2022
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Luke Hooperr

He is a red head goblin that is in love with Maggy.Mcsawin he is a wanna be cowgirl that rides horses like a city boy.He thinks hes a cowboy because of the cowboy hat he got from walmart.He trys to get gains for Maggy.Mcswain but hes still a twig hes been rejected by her like 7 times.He is so sad
Luke Hooperr is a little cowgirl.
by Dumbo1767 March 31, 2022
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Luke

That one guy in your friend group who is always 'sick' when there is something important they need to do. When you call them to see where they are they pick up the phone sounding fine, then when they hear who it is they pretend to sound sick. He also has the highest pitched voice ever!
"Oh, where's Luke?" "He's Pulling a sickie again."

"Luke is so sick!"
by Big-Blobbo June 22, 2022
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