cool jizzero

Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.

-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.

-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.

-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one

by _the ar October 25, 2019

Aaron jizzerd

A male person who works for sensual release instead of money

Chelsea was caught with an Aaron jizzerd last night

by Nigger slayer69 July 30, 2025

Jizzterm

Cynical term for a buzzword.

"Ambassador, with these jizzterms you are really baffling us!"

by Saint Constantinople Rockerfeller III June 11, 2008

jizzkrieg

the term used for a person that is uch a masterbater (wanker), that they essentially cover everywhere in semen,

with reference to blitzkrieg.

that Tim, is such a jizzkrieg, his mother is stuck to the wall.

by jk92 May 4, 2009

Jizzrow

When a group of guys stand in a row, waiting for a girl to make her rounds down the line. Usually a blowjob ending in ejaculation by each guy.

Want to ask her if she wants to take part in a jizzrow?

Bro, I already asked and were having a jizzrow tonight!

by dvstraddle March 31, 2010

Jizzfree

A person who has absolutely no sexual arousal whatsoever, or another name for the Toys R Us Girraf.

Store Clerk: Hey Jizzfree, how do you beat off in that Girraf costume?

Geoffrey: I can't! I was born with no sexual arousal, thats why im the Toys R Us store mascot!

by Cali4niaWK February 28, 2011

Jizerific

The feeling of great pleasure, without an orgasim. Comparable to orgasim but does not get any Genitailia stimulated. Jiztastic

1. Dude that cupcake was jizerific!!!

2. that movie last night was jizerific.

3. Oh hey jeremy that shirt is just sooo jizerific!!!

by BULLZFROG!! October 27, 2011