I circled the parkin' lot Tryin' to find a spot Just big enough I could park my old truck. A man with a big cigar was gettin' into his car. I stopped an I waited for him to back up. But from out of nowhere a Mercedes Benz came cruisin up and whipped right in... Some beach...
by Cali4niaWK February 12, 2011
Store Clerk: Hey Jizzfree, how do you beat off in that Girraf costume?
Geoffrey: I can't! I was born with no sexual arousal, thats why im the Toys R Us store mascot!
Geoffrey: I can't! I was born with no sexual arousal, thats why im the Toys R Us store mascot!
by Cali4niaWK February 12, 2011