Jehovah God's first creation, thus "only begotten son," who served as a master worker during the creation of the universe. To compensate for the sin of Adam and Eve, Jehovah sent Jesus to earth to sacrifice his life. This is the greatest act of love ever known and was prophesied about in the Bible. As a man on earth, Jesus taught his followers that Jehovah will use the "Kingdom of God" to restore man to perfection and planet earth to paradise. To demonstrate that he had God-given authority, Jesus performed many miracles. After Jesus exposed the religious leaders as being false, they brought him into a mock trial on trumped-up charges and had him executed. Three days later Jehovah raised Jesus up. Jesus continues to be the key figure in Jehovah's channel of communication to mankind. Jesus has promised mankind, in the Bible, that he will remove the people who reject his Kingdom message. In the Bible this is known as Armaggedeon. Jesus will use the survivors of Armageddeon in restoring earth and mankind back to its original condition.
by Mac C. November 09, 2007
1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.
by Christian March 17, 2005
A short bald African-American guy that hides in the closet and watches me and my wife doing it. We like to pretend he's not there, but it's kinda hard 'cause you can hear him muttering stuff under his breath (while probably touching himself).
Wife- You wanna make love,
Husband- No, I think Jesus will be watching us.
W- Jesus is always watching us. He is everywhere. The Bible says so.
H- Not that Jesus, the one in our closet.
Husband- No, I think Jesus will be watching us.
W- Jesus is always watching us. He is everywhere. The Bible says so.
H- Not that Jesus, the one in our closet.
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
by ibelieveyourgalaxy February 17, 2019
He was God in a human form. He came to earth to recieve the punishment that everybody else deserved. He did so, and anybody who recieves the sacrifice is a Christian.
Many non-Christians hate him because he asks for some submission in return.
Many non-Christians hate him because he asks for some submission in return.
Guy:Do you know Jesus?
Guy2:I know of Jesus
Guy:What do you think of Jesus?
Guy2:He was an idiot
Guy:Why?
Guy2:Because he asks for obedience, just because he died on some tree.
Guy2:I know of Jesus
Guy:What do you think of Jesus?
Guy2:He was an idiot
Guy:Why?
Guy2:Because he asks for obedience, just because he died on some tree.
by Noogahoogah October 03, 2009
Quite simply He is the Messiah referred to by various cultures everywhere. He gave a new message of mercy and forgiveness. He had a very hard time selling these ideas. He still does. He performed many miracles in order to glorify God and His greatness. He's been given a bad rep by hypochristians, fanatics and other zealots who do evil things in His Name. All religions have their fanatics and Christianity (the worship of Jesus as the Son of God) is no different. Some atheists claim that Jesus never existed. Maybe some people don't think He is the Son of God, but for someone who doesn't exist He has made a tremendous impact on history and culture. Also, fairy tales generally don't last for over 2000 years. Besides, I'm not a Buddhist but there's no doubt that Siddhartha Gautama Buddha lived and died over 25 centuries ago.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 21, 2007
some dude who might have lived a long time ago. he tried to spread peace but ignorant people decided the need to make him god so they don't have to come to terms with their own mortality.
by saintdisgustus November 04, 2007