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If you
don
'
t
know
who Jesus is you're retarded
Bob: "Praise Jesus!"
Joe
: "Who'
s
that?"
Bob: "My mexican friend who saved my flowers from weeds!"
Joe
: "How extrordinary!"
Jesus
by
p69er
June 23, 2009
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