hodaddy

A man who loves sex and is always looking to get laid.

"Mark is one big hodaddy - that's the third chick he's hit on tonight"

by Kare Kare October 30, 2003

South Korean Hogtied Hoedown

The South Korean Hog-Tied Hoedown was a punishment used by the US army during nam to punish foul mouthed soldiers. The punishment involved hog-tying the victim and forcing them to drink 5lbs of South Korean hooker ejaculate while getting anally raped by every commanding officer. This punishment was designed to make the victims mouth and soul as dirty as the words they were using. Most people who have gone through this have never spoken again

Hey Jerry, why has Chris been so silent lately ? Oh, that's because the corporal gave him a South Korean Hogtied Hoedown, he hasn't been the same since.

by Forest_Hump6969 June 22, 2017

hodeo

the nickname of a bar-"rockin rodeo".

dude1: dude, i need to get laid tonight!

dude2: dude, we should go to the hodeo tonight!

girl: yeah! maybe girls gone wild be there again and i can flash my tits to the whole world instead of to just you two!

by dentonmikeUNT September 30, 2007

Hodad

A Hodad is an older surfer, who most often rides a longboard and is able to get onto waves before the shortboards, but because the hodad is riding a longboard, he is unable to shred the vave the way a shortboarder would be able to do. The opposite of a gremmie, a younger surfer that rides a short board but who drops in on you everytime.

In the movie "Ride the Wild Surf" the song "Secret Surf Spot":

"My secret surf spot, where nobody knows
The Gremmies and the Hodads never go"

by Dr Eagle Sperm-Cannon, LSD June 30, 2007

Hodad

Something that is super cheesy, corny, or plain out stupid!

A word that is used by lazy hillbillies when their vocabulary is shot.

"Hey, Mary-Lou, that there show you's watchin' is pretty Hodad!

"C'mon, Howard, don't do that- its so Hodad."

"I don't know about you, Bobby, but that couch is Hodad."

"Latisha built a wooden deck per her above ground pool, but it turned out to be quite Hodad."

by Hippiechic98 January 4, 2013

hodeez

(1)|noun great person;
(2)|adj. synonymous to attractive/sexy;

(1) He looks just like hodeez!
(2) Damn, he's so hodeez.

by author January 27, 2004

hodad

A good surfer,a seasoned surfer thats considered good at surfing. hodads were good and gremys (short for gremlins)were beginers.

That dude that droped in was one bad hodad.

by 1badhodad July 25, 2008