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hitler

yo he is such a hitler
by dramesjenno January 31, 2021
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hitlerette

in broad usage, refers to any mother who exerts extreme amounts of control over her offspring. this mother may or may not have a mustache, but usually does. she may exhibit high levels of testosterone. she will definitely try to limit the amount of fun enjoyed by her offspring. in short, a hitlerette is a disgusting, annoying, friendless control freak. also known as "adolf" and "fheureretta"
jizzler: "if i dont get straight A's this advisory, hitlerette will take away my cell phone and send me to dachau."
loodveeg: "pluck her mustache in her sleep."
by dc seamen June 5, 2005
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Hitler

A very nice man

Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri

Wife: Eva Brown

Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland

He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945

He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no

Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard

They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much

After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after
Funny kid: Hitler did nothing wrong!

Funny kid's parents: ''slaps him''

(true story)
by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023
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chevy hitler

According to Conan O'brien, it is the most unpopular car ever. It also has a little mustache on the grill.
Guy 1: hey dude, what car is that?
Guy 2: o, that's the chevy hitler
Guy 1: o, that's why it has a mustache in the front...
by Julio Sizzle December 16, 2009
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Pink Hitler

A patch of pink, dry, inflamed skin found under the nose after a cold. Result of prolonged blowing of said nose.
I've been sick for the last two weeks - the cold is finally gone, but I'm still sporting the Pink Hitler.
by Nashvillain February 19, 2013
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Little Hitler

Little Hitler is a shaving and trimming short of a women's pubic area.This leaves a small short haired patch of hair that looks like a mustache. Although most men prefer women with shaved pussy, the little hitler is a second best.
Check out the Little Hitler on that Babe!!
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
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hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.
ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."
by Dave February 9, 2004
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