Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

hefty

The New Cool means the same exact thing but cool is getting old

he did some hefty tricks skate boardeding then crashed. it was hefty

by Airsoft God May 29, 2007

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

hoffy

An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.

HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl

by someone February 20, 2005

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

Heffe

the biggest noob on the face of the earth, who likes to show everyone his 6-Pack abs

Weef: Heffe, what did you do last night?
Heffe: I showed this girl my abs and she loves me now
Weef: Your such a noob

by pugbox January 11, 2009

Huffy Puffy

Do not do the huffy puffy!!!! you can get brain damage and die!!!

i am not joking around!!! the huffy puffy can kill!!!

by DO NOT DO IT April 14, 2008