Heckman

n.- Used to refer to someone or something that is very hardcore. When used in reference to a person, it is used when speaking of someone with a combination of qualities including physical attractiveness, social acceptance, humor, and overall kindness

A: You see that guy/girl?

B: Yeah, he/she is good looking

A: I've talked to him/her. He/she seems really cool. Kind and funny.

B: Just a regular old Heckman, then...

A: Indeed.

by asdfg-hjkl; October 31, 2009

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

Hecking

The closest thing to a swear some parents let their kids say

"It's so hecking annoying that my parents don't let me cuss"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

sick as heck

Synonym to hella sick or rad; phrase used to describe moments, items, or ideas that are truly legitimate.

Dude the waves at ocean beach are always sick as heck.

by erieee December 27, 2009

Oh my heck

A hilarious phrase that is not supposed to be funny, but actually meant to be a G-rated exclamation of surprise or amazement used by LDSers (aka Mormons).

One Mormon girl to another Mormon girl:
"Oh my heck! You're having another baby! That's 14 now isn't it! Joseph Smith would be proud"

by funwithc4 March 1, 2009

Hector

Prince of Troy as featured in the Iliad, an epic poem written by Homer. He was the greatest Trojan warrior as well as a family man. Hector was dedicated to his city and his duty as the primary defender of Troy. His death symbolized the inevitable fall of the city. He was a great hero with high morals. He was the embodiment of what a man should be, as portrayed by Homer and was very well rounded.

Played by Eric Bana in the movie adaptation.

Prince Hector was Priam's favorite son and main defender of Troy.

"Even the great Achilles dreaded to fight noble Hector."

~The Iliad

Person 1: "Man, Achilles was such a bastard for dragging Hector's body like that."

Person 2: Yeah, totally. Hector could have owned his ass."

by JRA12 September 19, 2009

heck yeah, borther

Heck yeah borther: a phrase that started on YouTube, under the gaming channels Kryoz and SMii7Y. It’s more common on Kryoz’ channel, but is still often prevalent on SMii7Y’s, as well. It’s spoken in a southern accent, a simple mispronunciation of “heck yeah brother.” This phrase is a definite fan favorite.

“I just won the game.”
“You did?”
“Yeah!”
“Heck yeah!”
“Heck yeah, borther!”

by _kkriii March 16, 2018