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Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.
"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"
by GoatNoise September 18, 2009
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goat-tastic

greatest of all time crossed with fantastic, super cheesy yet effective word for epic or amazing
This moment is goat-tastic.
by 7oh7ks&kw April 9, 2010
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Gatorstyle

A method of urinating in public waters involving floating motionless face down in the pool, lake, etc. as the deed is done, similar to an alligator in wait.
Is Jim okay? Yeah, he's just taking care of business gatorstyle.
by Shadowpossum July 14, 2011
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Gator Boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face into a girls vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

n. The sound produced when doing a Gator Boat.
Doug: I hooked up with this chick last night that had a meaty puss, her lips almost knocked me out when I went Gator Boating.

Adam:Awesome
by Boz44OU April 4, 2012
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Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.
"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."
by 3000labels May 20, 2010
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motor goat

It's a combination of an 'Angry Goat' and a 'Motor Boat'.

The male specimen tucks his testicles (preferrably large) between his legs so they are exposed from behind.

The recipient applies his tongue (or entire face, depending on the magnitude of the testicles) in between the 'pair' in question, and makes a motor boat noise, whilst moving side to side and blowing a rasberry.

An advanced motor boater will make a goat noise. It's much more impressive.
Sharon got got pissed when Aron exposed the Angry Goat so she gave that son of a bitch a motor goat. Got him real good!
by mothersdayspecial June 1, 2011
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goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009
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