Gooftarded

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

by slangmandict April 20, 2025

GOFT

Good ol’ fashioned Thunderstorm

I fell asleep to the GOFT.

by Bennyboy92 May 1, 2025

Gofton

To be rich;
Extremely wealthy;
Have lots of excess money

Derived from the aboriginal language

Eya, that cunts real gofton aye. True gawd.

by Heatley hot pocket May 20, 2025

Glontripate

To beat the Pope into a pulp

(Glontripated, Glontripation. other methods such as Vehicular Glontripation, Blunt Glontripation, etc.)

"Dude, did you hear? Johnny Glontripated!"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 3, 2025

gloatification

a look, feeling, or expression of triumphant satisfaction

There was a brief moment of gloatification over itself and the power of severity.

by PolkaCity June 16, 2025

glowtelligence

The illusion of intellectual enlightenment caused by consuming flashy, surface level content. Often AI generated or algorithm boosted that makes someone feel enlightened without understanding what they are actually talking about.

(Symptoms include quoting Nietzsche out of context and saying “consciousness is just math, bro”)

Bro said free will is a simulation and then cited ChatGPT. That’s not philosophy, that’s pure glowtelligence.

by catbrainrot June 27, 2025

Gofton

A person or group of people that is insanely wealthy

Oi Shout me a feed, you got plenty of coin ya big ol' gofton

by Heatley hot pocket December 16, 2025