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falcan

a “falcan” is a type of person who is always right. they’re perfect, sweet, and super swag.
They’re Falcan, they like pickles and money because they’re the coolest.
by Bossrun44 February 1, 2022
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Fecalmancy

The practice of divination through examining and ingesting faecal matter.
1. "Hey John, why are you eating shit out of the middle of that pentagram?"

"It's called 'Fecalmancy' and it's an art"
by Octomelon February 1, 2022
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human fecal matter

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.
by gogojohnny April 24, 2022
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Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018
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fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
by Jesustits August 26, 2005
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Falcao

A talented person who prefers money over performing in front of an actual atmospher and winning achievements that actually mean something.
I got offered a job at a successful organisation but I'm going to Falcao it because £160,000/week doesn't cover my hair products.
by Thejackhammerofbanana June 20, 2013
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fecalitis

Facisnation with excrement, not always human.
by M.R. March 21, 2003
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