antisocial distancing

The misanthrope's currently-plausible excuse.

"We can't be too careful, can we?", he said, avoiding his friend's extended elbow and backing away. While everyone was doing it, he'd always done it, his antisocial distancing now conveniently disguised as responsible social distancing.

by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020

Distribution

Plural form of the Urban Dictionary word "Distribute."

Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.

Dude 1: "So what did you do this weekend mayne?"

Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"

by Paddywack February 16, 2009

diamond district

Washington, D.C., or the District of Columbia, which is shaped like a diamond.

I went to the diamond district today.

by Luxe May 19, 2007

Taint District

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

Distrue

The act of being untrue, disloyal and disobedient all wrapped in one.

It is distrue that the drawing on the windows at YC's was done freehand.

by YCsStenciled December 19, 2008

Long Distance Relationship

They are absolute hell. You love your partner so much although you can’t be with them as much as you want to. You lay awake at night thinking of them and how much you wish you could be together. All the terrible things aside this kind of relationship is strong and shows that you can love without physically being together.

Me and my boyfriend are in a Long Distance Relationship and I miss him so much.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG January 18, 2019

dumbass in distress disorder

A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.

Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.

Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.

by King of Jellybeans December 30, 2009