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Disney Store Game 

- This is not a definition but more along the lines as a game.
- First you walk into a Disney Store near you.
- Second you must touch the back wall then leave.
- While doing this you may not talk to anyone, also no one may talk to you.
- You may walk in with no more than 2 people at a time.
- No cheating! Like pretending to talk on your phone, texting someone, listening to an iPod, etc.
- Some say that they clerks know about this game.
- Once in a attempt to play this game the clerk said hello to me and then raised her hand with a big smile on her face as if she knows what i was doing.
- Try it sometime it seems dumb but its solid.
I tried to play the Disney Store Game, huh-uh, impossible.
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Disney Orphan

A person, animal or alien whose parents have been tragically killed, but can now perservere in franchise rights until the New Milenium.
" Hey how many species have we killed? We need a new Disney Orphan to silk screen on a t-shirt."
Disney Orphan by Bluedog July 5, 2005

Disney Kid 

Similar to an Indie Kid, only a Disney Kid wears bright clothes and listens to happy music because they have chosen not to grow up.
A Disney Kid's "Favourite Movies Of All Time" list will probably include The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Chicken Little, Toy Story, The Lizzie McGuire Movie, and others.
A Disney Kid may or may not have played the videogame "Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure"... and actually liked it.
DK: I so love The Lion King.
IK: Get lost, Disney Kid.
Disney Kid by Virus Battler April 4, 2006

Disney face 

A facial expression accompanied by a slightly opened mouth, wide eyes and a distant, dreamy look; usually to express awe and wonder, often a reaction to magical moments in Disney movies.
Rylan noticed Teresa's "disney face" when the magic carpet carrying Jasmine and Aladdin swept through the audience, during the Aladdin show at Disneyland.
Disney face by TKRC4ever July 27, 2008

Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a prime example of how wonderful television can be, when it comes to the ability the change the channel.
In reality, it is a trash heap filled with wasted potential and dumb stereotypes. Disney used to make wonderful animated classics like Aladdin, Toy Story, and Bug's Life. But now it contains a slew of unoriginal "comedies" with stereotypical characters and luagh-tracks every ten seconds to crap that is not funny at all.
Here's my proof:

*Expresses a phony high school enviroment so when the young viewers actually get there, they expect a G-Rated place, when it's anything but. (You also don't get to hang out of class for 20 minutes)
*Jokes are terrible
*Plots are all based around one thing: "normal" teenagers with a unique twist, (i.e. on a dance TV show, a pop star, WIZARDS)
*Also by some coincidence, all the actresses in real life become whores and drug addicts, (Miley Cyrus, Demi Lavato), and the actors all are faggots, (Joe Jonas, Phil Lewis), on the show and in the real world.
The only show that's good is Phineas & Ferb which is the only show that lasted longer than 4 seasons.
Disney Channel, Good Luck Charlie, Hannah Montana, Jessie, So Random!, Shake it Up!, etc.
Disney Channel by 2_Z_Zach December 18, 2012

Disney Store Game 

To play the game properly, you must attempt to touch the back/furthest wall of a Disney Store without being greeted by any of the cast members.

Rules:
-No running.

-No pretending to be on your phone.
-No pretending not to hear anyone.
-If you attempt it as a party: once one of your friends get greeted, you're all out of the game.

If you succeed, your friends owe you $50.

If you fail, you must make a purchase.

Once you fail, you can't try again.
I tried the Disney Store Game, but a cast member caught me!

Disney Dad 

A weekend father that let's his children do anything they want when they visit. Also gives them anything they want creating very spoiled kids under the premise of not wanting them to be mad at him. Often the children boss the dad around even yelling at him with no reprisals.
My boyfriend let's his 10 year old daughter boss him around, he's a total Disney Dad.
Disney Dad by Jboymc July 5, 2009