cumsuck

someone who swallows as opposd to a licker or a spitter.

oh yeah baby oh yeah yes yesssssssssss..
oh thats it cum on cum on YESSSSSSSSSSS
wow that was great you little cumsuck

by Hallie Berry May 6, 2003

maggot infested cumsicle

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007

cumstachio

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.

Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.

by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

cumshot residu

Traces of semen left at a crime scene. With in-depth (anal)ysis of this 'CSR' it's possible to retrieve the male culprit who has been involved in the crime.

'Maybe.. if we use the cumshot residu (csr) on the mass spectrometer we could find the killer - CSI

by bootyhunter72 January 13, 2014

cumsterbate

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.

I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.

by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015

Cumshot

When you cum.

You came in me now I'm pregnant,my baby's the cumshot I should've swallowed.

by Jobly jobyle doo January 27, 2017

cumsnart

Sneezing, farting and cumming all at the same time.

That girl gave me the time of my life last night, she made me cumsnart!

by Cumsnart in yo face April 23, 2018