The Big Crabcake

Slang term for Baltimore, Maryland. Made famous by Chris Berman.

Don't ya know hon, I'm gowin down der to The Big Crabcake to eat dinner next to the wooder of the inner harbor.

by Let's go Os June 15, 2017

crabclaw

the male version of the cameltoe. when a man wears tight pants and the penis and one testicle is separated to one side of the seam whilst the other testicle is on the other making the shape of a crabclaw

wow, check out how tight that guys jeans are.

yeah that is one hell of a crabclaw.

by bambiandthebambis May 14, 2008

Calculator

Most pleasuring sex toy out there.

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.

by MackDaddy45234 June 3, 2010

calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009

Calcuboner

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators

the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem

by joe the plumber1232345 November 3, 2009

calculus

a ridiculous type of math that people who are losers provide definitions about on a website created for terms that are relevant in everyday conversation to peers
(urban dictionary). These same losers also find it relevant to mention the different types of calculus and who defined it as if that is important. Unless you are a math
major or engineering major then learning calculus has no meaning or purpose to you. And if you do have those subjects as actual majors then you prolly are a
20-something virgin who has never been on a date before with a real live member of the opposite sex.

Nerd: I find equations that use the "chain rule" in calculus to be the most satisfying to solve.
Normal person: Wow, have you ever had sex with a real person?
Nerd: Sadly, no I havent.
Normal person: wow, (yawn) thats a big surprise.

by Skidmark McGee February 18, 2007

Calculus

As 2together told us...calculus is simply U+Me=Us

"i know my calculus.."

by holly January 5, 2005