constabation

When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).

4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing.
Patty: Yeah it sure is.
Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?
Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

constant elevation

A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time.

"Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun

"Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz

by TommyTheDent March 10, 2007

consistitution

A document recording what a thing consists of.

Bob: What do brownies consist of?

Harold: Well, let me read you the consistitution:

We the Brownies...

Article I: Chocolate
Article II: Butter
Article III: Eggs
Article IV: Sugar

by yum! October 13, 2009

Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

conitnue

1.) To canoe and knit at the same time. Often an activity handsome young men named Liam partcipate in.

Girl #1: "Rachel, did you hear what Liam did this weekend? He conitnued."

Girl #2: "That's so rad. He's such a dreamy guy!"

by IHeartMyJacket September 25, 2010

coinstar

A person who seeks attention by being flashy and thinks they know it all. In other words, they think they have all the sense (cents).

My boyfriend was coinstar last night at the party. He was dressed up, dancing with hoes and being the comedian.

by jackithepi April 17, 2017

confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass

I was so confisted last night

by Toein my ass June 16, 2017