Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Invite Competition

A challenge seen on some Discord servers where members compete to bring in the most new invites to a server, typically with rewards like special roles, perks, or prizes for whoever recruits the most people. Often used to grow the community quickly.

Yo, our server just launched an invite competition! Whoever brings in the most new members by the end of the week gets VIP access and a custom role!

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself

Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀

by anonymous July 13, 2025

unhealthy competition

When you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your parents are strict in limiting your screen time and your opponents are 270 millions of the residents of Indonesia — i.e. the country with highest average screen time (6.05 hours per day) since the research in this area was first conducted back in 2020

Trying to get more screen time than 270 million Indonesians feels like an unhealthy competition; my parents keep cutting me off while everyone else seems to have endless hours!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

passing all the competition,man pewdiepie is next

This phrase was originally created by Jake Paul in his SONG that isn't selling like a god, church , when he clearly say that he are going to pass Felix kjjelberg A.K.A PewDiePie a YouTuber with over 50 million subscribers in such a great confidence

Passing all the competition,man PewDiePie is next,when you are so self confidence that you are blind

by urHornyWaifu July 10, 2017

Leg up on the competition

A relationship between two men when they realize they are Bucephalus and the Alexander made manifest. Living embodiment of a twin soul who realize that they are each other's shadow who cannot go forward in life, being at the end of their rope, having reached their limit, finding solace, fidelity, and mutual respect, admiration and cooperation. The homoerotic as harmonious accord to by-pass realized limitations to their psyche and self-perceptions, becoming better than they were. Iron sharpening iron

Needing a "Leg up on the competition," they decided to join forces, realizing then, in that moment that they had become stronger together, a force of nature- that which brings reckoning; inner transformation by merging with another being.

Leg refers to a male's penile member after the mind has been properly and compassionately linked, usually following an epiphany thru mutual reciprocity and respectful attitudes from two men who realize they are equals that makes the man feel at ease with himself and the universe , leading to arousal and ending in an erection and full mast: a leg up so to speak

by BAnth0s January 4, 2018