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Snow Children

Grandchildren that migrate to Florida for winter vacation to escape the frigid Holiday Season in the northern states. Normally bunking with their siblings in their grandparent's condo.

When these grandchildren are of legal age they tend to spend their days poolside with family but indulge themselves at night through various forms of debauchery.

Male: Snowman
Female: Snow Angel
Being a snow child is nice because I can get by snow balls licked without ever worrying about seeing this snow angel again.

Look at all these snow children trying to drink away the memory of spending the day with their grandparents.

perpetually stoned children 

The perpetually stoned children (also known as the psc). Tend to be in small groups of 2-4 and just sit around playing The Sims. They tend to have music that lays in electronic and alternative. Often tend to do weird things that make them look stoned, but aren't. They sit in dimly lit rooms and have monotonous conversation and meander around the neighborhood. They are not too similar with each other except in some particular thought processes and mannerisms.
Person A: Hey look at those weirdos in a circle making all sorts of hand motions and laughing. I bet they are high.
Person B: Oh they aren't high, those are just the perpetually stoned children.

dead children 

Comedy Gold! Genius!
dead children by Biblo February 14, 2005

eating children

cannabolism of the children kind
man 1: num num
man 2: what are you eating
man 1: im eating children, bro
man 2: lemme get in on that, but i want to make you aware this is cannabolism
man 2 and man 1: num num num

The Children’s Rebellion

The Children’s Rebellion is only the best fanfic to ever be created in the history of fanfics. The Children’s Rebellion is also the saddest fanfic I have ever written. I would kill to have Aria_Cinabuns writing skills. Full on genocide.
Friend: “Hey, what are you reading?”

Me: “I’m reading The Children’s Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun on ao3, read it or I’ll pull a Chroma on you!”

Friend: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Read to find out.” 😉

Jose of Children 

Four Children.

Two would be a Jo, three would be a Jos, 6 would be a JoseJo, etc
Three kids, nearly on my way to the Jose of Children.