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Cometbus-esque

The writing style Cometbus introduced.
It's basically about writing from your point of view of your friends, life, music, etc. Always honest and fresh.
Many zines and zinesters adopted the Cometbus-esque as their writing style, 'cause it's simply awesome and interesting to read
by dr. gruff April 11, 2008
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coliteral

1) Refers to when women withhold their clitoris and other cunt components as sexual collateral when negotiating with a male to successfully achieve her desired outcome. The denying a man to playfully pound her pussy parts slowly wears them down to the point where they give into the most unbelievable terms.

This tactic is employed mostly by either:
- Tricky bitches, who like to play games with men, however, they themselves can't abstain for great lengths of time due to the fact that they are raging sluts (averaging 4-5 hours before giving in). However their success rate still remains high because they frequently date losers even more sad than themselves
- Prudes, because they lack the capacity to process the wonders found from sexual activity. About all don't intentionally use coliteral, but they have a figurative chastity belt where most enjoy a sex drive. This mostly just leaves them sad, unfortunate looking women who miss out on physical euphoria.

2) It is also frequently employed to ensure the safe & successful return of something, a woman holds valuable, that she has entrusted to a man (Stupid shit..such as: her dry cleaning, the children, heavy household bullshit she bought with his money and then bestows the guy with the task of moving it.
1) "Big Papa and Kim have been arguing the entire week because she wants more random shit and he wouldn't buy it. She held a little coliteral over him and the next day she had two new wigs."

2) "Until you get back here with all 6 types of my prescription meds, this box is in storage. I'm serious, I've gone 3 whole hours without medicating!!"
by Mallred March 8, 2011
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comatoke

verb: to toke to point of comatose
yeah, just comatoke it dude, it's the weekend...
by henry buddha October 29, 2011
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cokita

it is another name for little dick. It is also known as the "gabby dick"
Machbird has a cokita
by OGLagginator12 December 1, 2013
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combitchin'

Girl 1: " You seriously need to stop combitchin' over him."
Girl 2: " I'll stop when you see my point."
by lolachick September 24, 2014
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Combitchin

When someone is complaining/bitching alot about there problems instead of answering a question or decideing something. complaining and bitching smushed together.
"Why don't they have caramel ice cream, this is totally unfair?"
"Stop your combitchin, and choose a damn ice cream flavor."
by SmileyK June 2, 2018
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Cobitt

What you get when a zobbler exceeds the boundaries of the word, further expanding the meaning to now make him a cobitt.

Basically a top tier dickhead
Person 1: you look nice today!
Person 2: stop simpin,you absolute fucking cobitt!
by PhatCock101 June 26, 2020
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