When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!
So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!
by 2nasty4u2do June 25, 2006
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Descriptive of the gaudy, low rent, cheap jewellry normally festooning chavs as they leave their child benefit at the local bingo hall.
Guy1: Heavens, whats that awful jangling noise?
Guy2: Why, i believe it is the chav across the road and her bingo clink.
Guy2: Why, i believe it is the chav across the road and her bingo clink.
by farge bofflenerp October 25, 2009
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Get the clink mug.When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:
A.he has bad hygeine
B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone
C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy
D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end
E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower
F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.
A.he has bad hygeine
B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone
C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy
D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end
E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower
F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.
Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'
Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'
Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'
Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'
Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'
by 000TwistedFreak October 17, 2010
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by Jake March 24, 2004
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