blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

by bab October 20, 2004

Blomkaalshoved

One who makes comments about things he think he knows about. While it is obvious to people with factual knowledge,that he is in an early state of his journey of discovery.

Blomkaalshoved: USA is liberating the world.

by Niels December 13, 2003

blombie

to get a blow job whilst doing a jobby

haw u c'mear and suck me off while im doing a shit! bitch!
Fancy giein me a blombie?
Blombie ya bass

by annette bonnet May 10, 2008

Blimpie

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie

by Dittle603 July 28, 2017

st. Henfield of Blomfield

the patron saint of bloms, Socialists, snakes, coconuts, furry coats, hairy felows and moustaches.

Venerate the saint! The St. Henfield of Blomfield comes near! You're a hairy fellow- why don't you pray to her?

by Raphael the Uberpotato April 11, 2008

Blamp

A blamp occurs when a bin and a lampost are combined to create a useful urban realm product.

"Throw it in the blamp"

by jamesbrown84 December 21, 2008

Blemphis

a blunt smoked in Memphis

Damn Lola, this blunt is Blemphis-style dank!

by Jason, Kelly, and Sara February 3, 2008