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Belieber

A Belieber is someone who believes in, supports, and loves the pop star Justin Bieber, 19, from Canada. Beliebers are the biggest fanbase, taking up over 34% of the Earth's population.
"I love all of #MyBeliebers. What we got here is real. You can't deny that." - Justin Bieber, via twitter
by califxrnia September 13, 2013
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beliged

Completely and utterly drunk; obliterated; see Beligerent
Oh man, I got totally beliged last night, I think I pissed on a cop car.
by Martin May 13, 2005
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belieber

People who believe in and support the AMAZING talented teen heart throb Justin Bieber, and would do anything to stick up and defend him. Beliebers are behind Justin Bieber every step of the way, and are the best fans in the world.
Beliebers are Justin Bieber's biggest fans.
by kaatieebieberxo January 16, 2010
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What A Fool Believes

1. a euphenism that basically means that stupid ignoramuses will believe stupid things, or practically anything for that matter.

2. a 1979 #1 hit for the Doobie Brothers. It's on the album "Minute by Minute" and in the liner note pages there is a large picture of a half-smoked reefer, doobie. This is the DOOBIE Brothers we're talking about here, right? How about them apples?
1. My girlfriend Elaine calls me up on the phone. She talks with me about many things and she tells me that Mindy (my ex from the previous year) has gone back to George for the sixth time (she broke up with me to get back to HIM) and she told Elaine that "this time it's for real and forever". Suddenly I calmy reply with the line "what a fool believeeeessss...". Elaine starts laughing on the other end and soon I do too. Hey, I didn't think about it, I just said it.

2. Timmy just heard from talk radio that Obama is going to censor the airwaves, send goon squads to every house to take away ALL our guns, establish a "socialist" agenda for America that will govern every aspect of our lives, and other wildideas. Timmy eats this bullshit all up, every bit of it.

What a fool believes.

3. On a more tragic note, someone who got pink slipped in Pittsburgh shouted that ridiculous rumor about "Obama will take away all our firearms" before slaying four police officers. Look at what a fool believes and how it can lead to tragedy. Even if the rumor were true (it's been said by some rabble rousers at least TWICE since 1988, what did those cops in Pittsburgh, PA do to deserve getting mowed down like that? ZERO. See what untrue allegations can cause, what ignorant fools believe and how it can lead to bloodshed. Then read some history books and you can see what lies, fearmongering, ignorance, superstition can precipitate. We need to stop the madness yesterday.

4. Pat Robinson, a "Christian" minister known for his 700 Club (among other things) essentially put a price on the head of Hugo Chavez, saying that he was a "menace" and a "danger" and that we must "kill him". Now come ON! Chavez is just a blowhard, he can't maintain affairs at home. He's just making an ass of himself. He's no menace to us. Neither is Saddam Hussein (yes Saddam was a bastard but he was no threat to us, not by a long shot). Look how the sheep respond. What a fool believes.

5. the TV newsman reports that the "experts" now say that there's an "obesity epidemic" rampant in America, especially with children. Take a look around. Look in the ads in the magazines and Sunday papers. There are youth looking like what is now called "heroin chic". Who's kidding whom? It's probably another way to divert the public's attention from the problems and evils happening today. What a fool believes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 10, 2009
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Belieber

Huge fan of faggot Justin Bieber who had sex change long time ago.

Girls who drools over Justin Beaver and wanna have sex, in short hoes.
Girl: I'm a belieber

Boy: You mean you're not fresh anymore? You ain't virgin!! Waaaaaaaah
by yohohohoho September 23, 2011
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believe it!

English Naruto dub's awesome and splendid translation of Naruto's catchphrase (dattebayo in Japanese). Many hardcore anime people complain that it is stupid and unfaithful to the original, but do not realize that leaving Japanese terms in an English dub is foolish and defeats the purpose of dubbing.
DUB-"Did I say believe it!? Well, BE-LIEVE IT!"

NON-DUB-"Did I say dattebayo? Well, DATTE-BAYO"
by Simon of the Desert June 7, 2007
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Belieber

A fan of Justin Beiber, the teeny-bopper pop "artist" who spits on his fans and drag races for fun. Beliebers are more than fans, they are crazy, rabid, 12 year old girls who faint at his concert and etch their idol's name into their arm frequently. Usually associated with Directioners.
Person 1: Dude! That little girl just slapped me... I was listening to my earbuds, and it wasn't Justin Beiber music, so she slapped me.

Person 2: You mean the one over there with "I heart JB" scribbled on her forehead? Oh yeah. She's a Belieber.

Person 1: Yikes...
by OnlyJustAPerson October 4, 2015
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