People who can't drive, but otherwise do everything better than you... except staring contests, their eyes can't open.
by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016
Get the asianmug. Damn dude, you scored an Asian buffet?
Yeah I went down to China town, and ended up with an Asian buffet.
Im in the mood for some Asian Buffet.
Yeah I went down to China town, and ended up with an Asian buffet.
Im in the mood for some Asian Buffet.
by Bravo77 January 24, 2011
Get the Asian Buffetmug. Noun
An after-dinner gathering of Asian American parents and their children. Because Asian parents often reject the possibility of befriending non-Asian coworkers and neighbors, these become their main social activity. As such, the average Asian family attends at least one Asian party on any given week. If the hosts insists that people arrive around 7, the first guest will usually come at exactly 8:30.
Festivities may include:
Playing cards
Karaoke
An exorbitant amount of sunflower seeds
Watching the Asian children play piano
Talking about what groceries have been on sale
Talking about white people
Nian Gao
A ping pong tournament
Comparing the kids' SAT scores
*list not exhaustive
The kids will either become close friends (leading to future vacasians) or will keep to themselves, choosing to hang out only with their respective electronics (iPhones, Nintendo DS, Kindle, etc.) Asian parties often go late into the night.
Alternate forms include the Asian Dinner Party (guests tend to arrive on time and will bring an Asian dish to this potluck-style event) and the Vacasian.
An after-dinner gathering of Asian American parents and their children. Because Asian parents often reject the possibility of befriending non-Asian coworkers and neighbors, these become their main social activity. As such, the average Asian family attends at least one Asian party on any given week. If the hosts insists that people arrive around 7, the first guest will usually come at exactly 8:30.
Festivities may include:
Playing cards
Karaoke
An exorbitant amount of sunflower seeds
Watching the Asian children play piano
Talking about what groceries have been on sale
Talking about white people
Nian Gao
A ping pong tournament
Comparing the kids' SAT scores
*list not exhaustive
The kids will either become close friends (leading to future vacasians) or will keep to themselves, choosing to hang out only with their respective electronics (iPhones, Nintendo DS, Kindle, etc.) Asian parties often go late into the night.
Alternate forms include the Asian Dinner Party (guests tend to arrive on time and will bring an Asian dish to this potluck-style event) and the Vacasian.
White friend: dude why can't you come over on Friday?
Asian kid: sorry, I have to play piano at an Asian Party so I don't shame my parents
Tennis coach: you know, Asian kid, it'd be great for team bonding if you came to the team dinner this weekend.
Asian kid: I know, but my parents are throwing an Asian Dinner Party and I really like dumplings.
Asian kid: sorry, I have to play piano at an Asian Party so I don't shame my parents
Tennis coach: you know, Asian kid, it'd be great for team bonding if you came to the team dinner this weekend.
Asian kid: I know, but my parents are throwing an Asian Dinner Party and I really like dumplings.
by Meowzer January 2, 2013
Get the Asian partymug. A type of boy that is from China, Korea, Japan, Mongolia or any other asian country. He has good hair, beautiful eyes and nice manners. Asian boys are attractive and smart.
by asiansboyrsarehot December 7, 2010
Get the Asian boymug. bangs that are cut perfectly straight across your forehead; just the way most asians have their bangs styled.
by marymalley March 12, 2009
Get the asian bangsmug. The most alpha Asian blogger to ever live, every other streamer is a beta compared to him. He’s friends with ice poseidon, and is a total savage, never mutes any donations he gets.
Person 1: Dude did you watch Asian Andy’s new video
Person 2: yeah Andy is an alpha , he totally didn’t mute ram ranch when it was part of a media donation
Person 2: yeah Andy is an alpha , he totally didn’t mute ram ranch when it was part of a media donation
by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018
Get the Asian Andymug. Non-asian people imitating or trying to appear asian.
Usually surrounding East Asian features and stereotypes.
AsianBaiters mimic East Asians and use excuses like "it is just makeup" or "my friends cousins sister has a dog who's friends owner is East Asian"
Similar to Weebs and Koreaboos! They can obsess over anime and think BTS will marry them and will most likely get a tattoo with Chinese characters... even when they don't understand Chinese.
if you do this go to therapy!
Usually surrounding East Asian features and stereotypes.
AsianBaiters mimic East Asians and use excuses like "it is just makeup" or "my friends cousins sister has a dog who's friends owner is East Asian"
Similar to Weebs and Koreaboos! They can obsess over anime and think BTS will marry them and will most likely get a tattoo with Chinese characters... even when they don't understand Chinese.
if you do this go to therapy!
PERSON 1: "I look so kawaii in my school girl outfit with chopsticks in my hair, I look more asian that you"
E-Asian PERSON : .............................................................................................................................. "yes Becky the blue eyes and blonde balayage is really giving off uwu vibes pOp oFf siS! maybe if you go to china town someone will think you're a LoCAL". *ALL SARCASM*
E-Asian Person: "Here everyone you can see the wild Asianbaiter, Asian Baiting in their natural habitat"
E-Asian PERSON : .............................................................................................................................. "yes Becky the blue eyes and blonde balayage is really giving off uwu vibes pOp oFf siS! maybe if you go to china town someone will think you're a LoCAL". *ALL SARCASM*
E-Asian Person: "Here everyone you can see the wild Asianbaiter, Asian Baiting in their natural habitat"
by bussywagon4000 December 27, 2021
Get the asian baitingmug.