John Thomas 

Good looking, muscular, chick magnet, gifted at every sport, smart, caring, definitely a keeper, has a big cock

Look at John Thomas, he's so cool I want be his best friend

John Thomas by Dat-Boi69 February 20, 2018

John Kerry 

Some one who would rather lie than admit they know nothing about a subject.

"I'd have to say deer. I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach ... That's hunting." - John Kerry after he was asked what kind of hunting he preferred

"Don't John Kerry me, you are totally full of shit"

John Kerry by mikeh792 November 1, 2006

john kerry 

stupid prune faced liberal who never had any idea what he was talking about, but rambled endlessly like a teenage girl.

The only thing Kerry did right was concede when he knew he lost.

john kerry by manohmanoh August 18, 2006

John Reese

A slang name for a "faggot fucker" or someone of redneck homophobia.

"Yo, that kid hates homos but I seen him checking out my ass in the locker room"

"Yeah he is a total john reese"

John Reese by gay69 February 6, 2010

John Madden 

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

John Madden by Dave March 30, 2004

John Ritter 

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

John Ritter by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

John Kerry 

Liberal, progressive senator from Massachusetts.

"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."

John Kerry by Gahmuret July 9, 2006