Vic Roads

Roads that are a lot worse then they should be

Wow, these roads are like "Vic Roads"

by vic roads hater April 18, 2023

The Roadhog Incident

The day that Roadhog shoved his fat meat right into Austin’s face absolutely destroying him. The Cake mixer with a side of snek

Do you remember the Roadhog incident? Oh yeah that one time Austin cried and blocked us?

by theaustinhater42069 August 8, 2023

rollin roadblock

When big rigs are parallel on all lanes on an interstate, and no one can pass

what assholes, these semis are a rollin roadblock!

by wonafuneral September 29, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Georgia Roadhouse

An act in where you get another dude and a woman and violently beat her

Wanna Georgia roadhouse that hoe

by crazy part 6 December 7, 2023

All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.

Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."

by cruevhs February 16, 2024

Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.

“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”

by G Crass February 22, 2024