The most thicc being ever to exist in earth's history. Legend has it that he formed the earth using only his mighty thicc girth to build it. Enjoys hooking people with large metal hook and giving them tetanus. Also likes popcorn and stealing stuffed animals from japanese arcades. (On alternating tuesdays.)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

An Overwatch character that use to be overpowered, but got nerfed to shit. Roadhog has retired to be a simple thicc mann who enjoys hooking people towards him and inhaling a yellow substance.

a driver who takes too much space on the road.

A fat groupie who will have sex with musicians on their tour bus.

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.