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Camilla Parker-Bowles 

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.
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parked a fart 

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.
Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.
parked a fart by Bald Boy February 18, 2018
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Parklebrity 

A resident of the super-chic Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas that is famous among locals in Highland Park and University Park.
It's hard to get a coffee date with Carol since she became a Parklebrity.

glass parking lot 

The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.
Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot

parkticipate 

Visitor participation in the continuing upkeep of local parks to keep park entry fees from increasing.
Jill: "What's up with the trash bag?"

Jack: "I thought I'd 'parkticipate' while we take our morning walk at Spring Lake. It's my way of giving back so that park fees stay level.

Jill: "You always do the right thing Jack, and I'm thinking that since this an example sentence for Urban Dictionary, I should probably 'give back', too, by offering you some sort of bizarre sexual favor that will, of course, be described in explicit detail."

Jack: "You're too classy for that Jill. Plus, you don't want to contribute to the devolution of what could have been a smart, bleeding edge, relevant website."

Jill: "True. So, how about handing me a trash bag, and I'll 'parkticipate', too."

Jack: "That's my girl!"
parkticipate by 'Nuff Said? June 21, 2010

Hard Parker 

Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.
Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.
A slutty teenage girl who hangs mainly around skateparks, doing nothing, and always getting in the way.
Hey look, here comes the parkhoes
Parkhoe by The Shmatt June 12, 2010