Brainiac yack 

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

Brainiac yack by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009

Brainlube 

Noun. A substance ingested to ease the process of intellectual masturbation and/or make beforementioned process more pleasurable. Substances include, but are not limited to: chocolate, alcohol, sugar, softdrinks, caffeine-drinks, high caloric meals, etc.

A: My pool of useless theories are running dry.

B: Here, have some booze and chocolate.

A: Sweet! Brainlube!

Brainlube by PopeRuub May 1, 2010

brainstrain

1-when you are trying so hard to work out something far too complex for your state of mind at the present time that you get a headache.

2-when your so mentally exhausted thinking of minor simple things is a massive effort.

etc.

1-If there was a fence that was like a grid, and the total volume of the fence was 3ft cubed, and the fence was 6 foot tall. if the fence was evenly distributed and a dragonfly measuring 1” height and 4” width, and it could only fly up to 4', what is the probability it will hit the fence, flying straight at the fence, at any given point within the range given.
reading that gave me massive brainstrain

2- what is 5+5+5+5+7+5? too tired, giving me brainstrain

brainstrain by BrAiNsTrAinNN March 28, 2011

Brainbang 

To gather many people in order to come up with ideas, solving problems, making jokes or whatever that requires as much brainpower as possible.

Hey guys! Would you help me solve a pickle im in? Meet me in half an hour for a brainbang.

Brainbang by AluxeZ May 31, 2011

Brainsturbating 

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

Brainsturbating by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

Brainjovi 

A Brainjovi is someone who does minimal research on a given product, buys it and expects it to work straight out of the box with no effort on their part. Brainjovies are apt to become defensive when others point out the limitations of this method, and prefer to return or destroy the product before admitting any complicity in it's not working for them. They are usually impatient, easily offended and have difficulty expressing ideas, processing explanations from others and understanding figurative language.

"He didn't know that a gun won't fire without bullets, what a Brainjovi"

A "This double edge razor won't shave my face, I paid good money for it, and expect it do it's job!"

B "Did you put a blade in it?"

A "You have to put a blade in it? That's really not fair! I'm sending it back"

B "Oh jeez, you are such a brainjovi"

A "You said to screw it up in a ball, but I cannot see a screw or a ball. What's with that..?"

B "I'll draw you a diagram... brainjovi"

Brainjovi by Swabnaz September 25, 2018

Starboard Brained 

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Starboard Brained by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009