brain damage

megan

your are the definition of brain damage

by katy perry? the third April 17, 2022

baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.

The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.

by davelat September 3, 2025

serious brain damage

something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.

Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*

by WantYouGone September 6, 2023

DK Brain

Perfectly imperfect. The class for the stupidest man alive. If you don't want to have to provide utility and have to think before a button is pressed this class is not for you. If you enjoy slowing multiple enemies and relying on multiple minute cooldowns to kill something that you cannot possibly fuck up no matter how dumb you are this may be your class.

Damn this guy has a bad cause of DK Brain, what a fucktard.

by poopoohahalmao July 14, 2021

boomer brain

Baby boomers who cant assimilate the fact that comparisons of what life was like when they where growing up have not relevance in the current economic climate. Lives in the total denial of facts. Often heard to make statements like" you young people done work hard enough".

He totally suffers from Boomer brain.

by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024

Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011