Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

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Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017

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Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 05, 2019

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chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!

Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.

by natural born kaners December 26, 2009

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