Brainlube

Noun. A substance ingested to ease the process of intellectual masturbation and/or make beforementioned process more pleasurable. Substances include, but are not limited to: chocolate, alcohol, sugar, softdrinks, caffeine-drinks, high caloric meals, etc.

A: My pool of useless theories are running dry.

B: Here, have some booze and chocolate.

A: Sweet! Brainlube!

by PopeRuub May 1, 2010

brannubelf

A type of nonsense word in which has another term known as, "greggles". A type of grickle grass.

OMG, that brannubelf tasted amazing!

by PARKER THE NERD June 13, 2023

Brainpuke

The result of churning out ideas when trying to come up with something new. The result however being complete puke

We need a new word for educational entertainment, so I came up with "edutainment"

Man, that's just brainpuke

by Freddy the grammar nazi February 25, 2010

brainqueef

When you FUCK UP. Specifically due to the amount of drugs you consume. Instead of brainfart, its brainqueef because queefing is taking it to the next level. This word originated from 205k.

Gotdamn Janet brainqueefs all day cause of all the drugs she does.

by 205K November 9, 2009

brailure

Bro + Failure

When 2 or more bros suffer failure from not obtaining women they have been working on

Bro 1: Yo did you get with that one hot chick from last night?
Bro 2: Me and him(Bro 3) got rejected broseidon.
Bro 1: Classic brailure brodysseus.
Bro 3: Totally broski.

by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011

brainliest

if you are deemed the brainliest, you have hit rock bottom. You have nothing in this life, no worth, no freinds, no family. and your crush is a 250 meatball bitch that lives off welfare and food stamps.

that NlGGA THE BRAINLIEST

by ppvmic January 14, 2021

BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021