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Parking Lot Amnesia

“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.
Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?
by Blewsman7 November 23, 2013
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Parkourse

Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.

Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.
Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."
by Exo Epic July 11, 2015
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Parkville high

A high school located in baltimore county where you get a mix of preppy white girls, boys who play lacrosse and act like they are good at baseball, ghetto black girls who rather twerk in the halls than do their work and last but not least... DRUG DEALERS AW YEAH MAN, but all seriousness it’s not as bad as everyone says it is, trust me I’ve spent 3 years here, class of 23 man, fucking vsco ASSHOLES
Girl 1: what school do you go too?
Girl 2: Parkville high bitch
Girl 1: OH SHIT DONT HURT ME
by Ella the Great September 18, 2019
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bro parking

-noun
The section of a parking lot, usually towards the rear of the lot, where all the bro trucks park. The vehicles are typically parked with at least 1 empty space between vehicles, on each side. The concept of bro parking is to park your "extreme ride" as far away from other vehicles as possible. This is allegedly done for any number of bro reasons:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles, or hits from shopping carts.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.

Bro Parking is often littered with waste, as bros would rather pollute than keep trash in their precious vehicle until they are near a trash can.

Bro Parking is typically found in areas like the Inland Empire, in Southern California.

See also: bro park (verb) for further information.
"It was a busy day at the shopping center, so we parked way in the back of the lot in the bro parking."
by brownnipples February 9, 2009
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Doomfist Parkour

A Overwatch workshop mode. There is multiple diffrent maps for it and you can even do it yourself if you find use the Doomfist creator parkour made by Hax.

Doomfist Parkour Map Editor HAVVX

Play Template KNEAT

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There is also multiple Discord servers with people who play it and also codes.

There is also a spreadsheet you can look up and find most of the codes.
Player 1: Have you played Doomfist parkour?
Player 2: Yes i have. im even in the overwatch parkour discord server
Player 1: Me too. Im in the Doomfist parkour server also.
Player 2: I didn't know there was one. i gotta check that out.
by Ymir188 September 9, 2020
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Lily Parker

That name that keeps popping up in cryptic videos on the app tiktok that nobody knows who the fuck she is, but all imagine her as a redhead with a ponytail.
Friend: "hey dude do you know who "Lily Parker" is?"
Other friend: "no but the name is in a bunch of ominous tiktoks"
by turntecGodhead May 13, 2021
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The Parkgaters

Groups of friends who think they are superior to everyone else around them and won’t let other people join their circle.
That group is like the parkgaters
by arjab November 25, 2022
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