School Nazi 

A teacher, principle, secretary, etc...who acts like a police officer within the hallways of schools, usually this occurs in a high school because in elementary or middle schools because the majority of kids are goody goodies.

A school Nazi is always equipped with an SCR-300, a two-way transmitting walkie talkie that was used in the world wars. The weapon of choice is a ruler stick with the length of half a meter. The reason for the somewhat short length is because it is good for close combat in places like staircases and bathrooms.

They wander around the hallways during the times of when students go to work to find juvenile delinquents that choose to have lots of fun instead of learning 5x5 for 4 years. When a School Nazi finds a suspect or a situation he or she reports it to the head of the School Nazis...the Hitler of School Nazis. This..."hitler" figure, once reported with a situation, storms out of his or her (usually a male) office equipped with a Baretta .50 Caliber sniper rifle. He goes on the roof of the school and kills whoever has been caught fucking around.

My buddies were leaving during the time everyone was working to go to Mc Donalds and "the Hitler" shot them both while they were in their Ford pickup.

While I was walking to the bathroom I saw a School Nazi looking through a window, overwatching students and she pulled out her trusty SCR-300 and reported them to "the Hitler".

School Nazi by I survived "the Hitlers" attak April 25, 2011

school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!

HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.

school showers by SmallButCute February 14, 2008

School bus driver 

A fucking cunt who drives the shitty school bus full of children who suck cocks to bitch school, and sucks their dicks along the way.

Man, my school bus driver sucks dick.

School bus driver by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2017

school without walls 

1.School Without Walls is a small public senior high school in the Foggy Bottom area of Washington, D.C. It is referred to by students and faculty as "Walls."
As of August 2007, Walls is relocated to Capitol Hill in the Logan School building on G Street NE between Second & Third Streets NE. This temporary home is planned for two years while the original building is renovated.
The school is located on the George Washington University campus, on G Street NW near 22nd Street NW. Founded in 1971, it provides an academic curriculum and encourages students to "use the city as a classroom." It is part of the District of Columbia Public Schools system and draws students from all parts of the city. Any student interested in applying must follow an entrance procedure, involving a multiple choice test, a written essay, an interview, and a report of the applicant's standardized test scores and grades from previous years. School Without Walls now has approximately 345 students and spans the 9th through 12th grades.
2. Most people at walls come from Alice Deal Junior High, and choose walls for its academic standards.

"what school do you go to?"

"school without walls"

"wait, what?! so your school doesn't have walls?"

school without walls by jksbgckscki December 15, 2007

School Lunch 

Absolute utter garbage. Most likely worse than prison food.
Typically served:
Pizza with too much sauce
Frozen milk
Fried Green Beans
And deserts that cost about 5 dollars extra, usually a melted ice cream sandwich,

Eww, this looks like School Lunch . I would rather eat jizz!

School Lunch by 'Merica2 April 24, 2017

School Lunch 

Noun• A delicious meal that was ruined by Michelle Obama.

Kid 1: I hate school lunch! It’s so healthy and ewww!
Kid 2: I know! School Lunch sucks!

School Lunch by animegirlblushesuwu November 27, 2019

School Safety 

N. An elementary school student designated by school faculty to monitor halls in between any of the following:
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess

The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.

What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.

The job of a school safety is to make sure the other students are behaving whenever adults aren't looking.

School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!

School Safety by Anisettekiss November 17, 2006