John Sweeney 

A man afraid of commitment

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.

John Sweeney by Helianski94 December 2, 2021

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

john david by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

John Xina

John Xina is good and stronk

Ahhhhhh :) John Xina

John Xina by Xosis [GD] February 22, 2022

John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

John Shields by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

John the Baptist 

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

John the Baptist by Realnworduser April 30, 2022

John Dumlao 

A name taken by the dumbest person in the world. Known for hitting people randomly like an NPC. The first person to possess a negative IQ, and is currently being preserved as a live biological specie in a laboratory.

*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"

*hits classmate*
"Hi"

*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"

John Dumlao by Amitoj Aujla June 8, 2022

John. A Holmes 

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped

Do not go to John. A Holmes high school

John. A Holmes by Wilmeneguskks11 August 18, 2022