by buttercup678 August 20, 2008
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Jimmy : Hey Dude! My dad's new name is Zolack!
Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.
Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.
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Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.
Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.
Timmy : JImmy, I would like to have gay butsex with your father.
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by d34d_ April 22, 2021
Get the k1llua_zoldykxxx mug.an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
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"But we're on a bus!"
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