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Flaming Wonko

A drink made of the ground up spleen of Wonkos.
Hey, dude, you want a Flaming Wonko?
by Austin_wonko July 30, 2008
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why did willy show his wonka?

willy showed his wonka do to the circumstances of being very VERY! drunk at a partay amongst oompa loompas dancing to single ladys preformed by Beyonce Knowles, Thats when by wardrobe malfuntion his wonka sliped out and into a poor oompa loompas "OOMPA". That poor fella was never quite the same again.
why did willy show his wonka?
by The bloody tampons December 9, 2011
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Wankthorpe

Woman: you going into town?
Man: what? into Wankthorpe?ha!
by Benny G...G...G-Unit April 22, 2006
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wanktasy

Quite simply a 'Fantasy' that one might keep mentally stored away should they be short of any material over which to masturbate.
Etymologically speaking the word is a combination of the terms "Wank" and "Fantasy"; a simple yet pleasing origin.
Sebastian: Hey have you seen the newest series of doctor who?
Malcolm: Yeah I found the whole thing to be very disappointing.
Sebastian: mmmhmm, I miss Karen Gillan
Malcolm: I know she's a part of one of my greatest wanktasy.
by James J.D.R. May 17, 2013
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Wonkavision

A type of teleportation device used primarily to transmit chocolate bars.
Stop posting all your meals on Facebook. I don't have Wonkavision.
by zac attach August 17, 2013
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wonka fart

A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.
Dude, you frigging stink, did you just drop a Wonka Fart?
by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013
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wanktit

Josh is being such a wanktit today
by Charazander May 8, 2016
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