Twitter Whore

A person who tweets and excessive amount on Twitter to the point where their followers are annoyed.

Person 1: Dude! I passed the Tweet limit today and I couldn't tweet for like an hour!
Person 2: You're such a twitter whore.

by Uzacar July 27, 2009

twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

fuckboy Twitter Syndrome

When a good natured guy becomes a total Fuckboy when on Social Media.

Dan: Hey do you know Josh?
Nick: Yeah he's a nice guy but suffers from Fuckboy Twitter Syndrome.

by EndingDestiny February 17, 2015

twittercide

Deleting/wiping everything on your Twitter page, effectively committing social networking suicide on Twitter.

My friend committed twittercide when she realized nobody cared about the boring things she does. Her real-time useless information will be missed.

by rtil August 10, 2009

twitter shitter

One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.

"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."

by TalkingInCode April 27, 2008

Shitter Twitter

1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.

1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!

2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!

by Somefinds April 6, 2009

Twitter

A really bad micro-blogging service made to give people with no life the illusion that people care that "They had a bannana for breakfast" or something...

Stan: Do you have twitter?

Lee: No. It sucks.

by blu3wat3r May 23, 2010