TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down

Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!

by Kay April 4, 2003

testicularity

noun
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.

He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.

by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

testicular manslaughter

an occasion when some one is killed only by the use of one's testicles. usually done by well hung testicles and blunt force or choking.

i tea bagged your mom so hard i was charged with testicular manslaughter when they found her body.

by rocky wolf April 3, 2010

testicular rendition

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.

Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

Testiculickalitis

An affliction of the oral cavity thats symptoms include sore knees, aching jaw, tongue lesions, and rapid job advancements.

Damn John you got another promotion- have you asked your doctor to be screened for Testiculickalitis?

by Brique October 8, 2008

Testicheck

A last minute examination to see if you have the balls to do or say something that may have serious consequences.

Wil:"My wife will kill me if I come home drunk again!"
Jesse: "Dude! You better do a testicheck and remember who wears the pants!"

by Amjo January 14, 2009

testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009