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Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
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Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.
by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015
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Stache Fam

by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
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The Kaz Stache

A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 7, 2009
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shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.
My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.
by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024
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bump staches

When two gay men are having a hot makeout sesh
Hey Brad, wanna bump staches In the alley?
by YE the OG July 13, 2024
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stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair
Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.
by Dr. Doofmann July 22, 2021
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