Ferrari Squat

When you are near a Ferrari and you squat down to take a picture with it. The Ferrari could be yours or not.

"Look at that guy over there doing the Ferrari squat with that Lambo"

by devinrocksalot October 12, 2016

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Hot Squat

When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.

Hey, Merle. Stall's open now. Hurry up and you might get a hot squat.

by LarryBird March 28, 2019

Backwoods squaller honkey

A tall white man from the sticks that chews longcut dip and has a broke down truck in the front yard and diddles his step sister.

"That beau dean sho ams a backwoods squaller honkey"

by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020

eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.

jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china

by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020

Swoop and squat

A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.

Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.

by human lab rat July 20, 2014

one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016