Soadsplain

When a friend or a colleague insists on incorrectly explaining information you already know and gaslights you when you try to correct them.

-I understood the lesson but then she Soadsplained it to me, messed up my head
-I’m trying to make you understand stop Soadsplaining to me.
-I couldn’t hear a word in class today, the girl next to me kept soadsplaining the whole thing.

by Fedupwords May 30, 2022

Spadazzle

Adjective:To add interest or fun into something

"Let's add some spadazzle to this picture!"

by MissingOne June 2, 2022

spades

the coolest fucking person you’ll ever meet. this is a person who somehow manages to put you in a good mood, no matter the situation. you’ll definitely have to tell them to stop being an idiot 20 times a day. they’re a handful and super super energetic. a really good kisser too. a total dork. bonus points if you find one with dyed hair. also probably very gay.

rae: bro, guess who my hoco date is?

friend: i dunno man
rae: SPADES!

friend: no way bro; they’re like super awesome that’s so cool

by raevenrabbits September 19, 2022

Spaddadat

The sound of a large penis or dildo smacking someone in the face.

“When cole walked through the door Jesse hit him in the face with a big ass dildo and it said spaddadat!”

by Spaddadat March 1, 2023

Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015

anal spade

Where you scoop out the phesces of a woman's anal cavity and digest it because your a dirty wanker and deserve to die

I anal spaded that girl last night
What's an anal spade?
Bend over. I'll show you ;)

by yournanssweatyarmpit February 20, 2017

back spaddle

1. When one is riding their bike and the road had water on it and the water splashes from the tire to your back.

2. When she willingly or unknowingly gets your jizzum on her back.

1.Dam it yo. I was riding my bike oer er. Not thinking bout the rain and got back spaddle on my new threads.

2. She loves it when she gets that back spaddle.

by Beowulf78 September 5, 2017