Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 27, 2006

Spitter

When people share crap links or tiny or malicious URLs using Twitter, it is spam. Twitter + Spam = Spitter!

I would sure like to trust the URLs that my Twitter friends are tweeting about but when they are shortened, using services like bit.ly its hard to tell if I am looking at Spitter.

by notinLA June 23, 2009

turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

slitter

n. (orig. Scotland) A person who lacks hand to mouth co-ordination and as a result makes a messof their clothing and/or the surrounding environment.

That baby with the spaghetti bowl on his head is such a slitter.

by Aarathon November 23, 2004

green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

by no its not August 21, 2009

donut splitter

a gay person. doing another gay person, up his "donut hole"

"So.. what were you doing this weekend."

"Screwing my bf up the ass."

"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."

by Sarah, Tifffany, and Tyler November 15, 2009